Spanish fitness influencer and natural athlete Cristina Alemán — better known to her 674,000 Instagram followers as bulkykrispis — has gone viral again, and this time it has nothing to do with the gym.
The 19-year-old headed to a beach in the Canary Islands and pulled out a football, treating her followers to a genuinely impressive display of beach football skills — all while wearing nothing but a tiny green bikini thong. The caption said it all: “Brasil? No. Canarias.”
The beach football video nobody saw coming
The video, posted jointly with fellow creator bulkycriiss, shows bulkykrispis playing football on the beach with serious technical ability — passing, volleying and controlling the ball with the kind of composure that had fans questioning everything they thought they knew about her.
Barefoot in the sand, long dark hair flying in the sea breeze, and wearing a striking green bikini thong that showed off every inch of the physique she had spent years building, Cristina Alemán made beach football look like the most natural thing in the world.
The green bikini itself deserves a mention — a simple but eye-catching two-piece with a barely-there thong bottom that contrasted brilliantly against the golden sand and blue Atlantic backdrop of the Canary Islands. It is the kind of effortless beach look that only works when the confidence is completely genuine — and with bulkykrispis, it always is.
To be honest, when I saw the video myself, I was quite shocked. It was very cool to see that she has other talents.
The comments section was absolutely chaotic
Fans did not know whether to focus on the football skills or the bikini — and the comments reflect exactly that delightful chaos.
One fan wrote, “The girl has all the good things to have”, while another simply declared “You got swag.”
Brazilian fans came out in force, with one inviting her to “come and play altinha in Brazil” and another suggesting she “sign up for the national team.” A verified creator jumped in with “FUBOL!!! FUUUUUBOOOOOL!!!!!” — capturing the energy of the whole comments section in one word.
One of the most liked comments came from a fan who posted a GIF reacting with a dramatic “No, no, no, noooo!” — racking up 63 likes from followers who clearly felt the same way about what they were witnessing.
Even bulkykrispis herself got in on the fun, replying to fans with characteristic humour: “HAHAHAHAHA I’m not going to stop with the videos playing clever.”
Street fighter, gym fighter — now add footballer
This is not the first time Cristina Alemán has stopped the internet in its tracks. Fans of the Canary Islands native will know her best for her jaw-dropping physique, her Dragon Pharma ambassadorship, and — most recently — a viral Cammy White Street Fighter cosplay that had fans declaring she looked better than the character herself. Now add beach footballer to the list.
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Follow bulkykrispis on Instagram at @bulkykrispis to see what she does next — because at this point, absolutely anything is possible.